headfirstintowonderland:

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”

and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

(via aleeyago)

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

(Source: nellhorin, via jadeflippinharley)

bonnibelbubblegum:

SERIOUSLY THE CONCEPT OF ASEXUALITY IS AS FUCKING CLEAR AS HOMOSEXUALITY OR BISEXUALITY OR PANSEXUALITY LIKE ITS NOT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND IT MAY IN FACT BE THE EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND BUT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING HARDHEADED AND STUBBORN THAT THEY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ITS REAL LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME. YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING

(via jadeflippinharley)

1atula:

LATULA ISNT JUST ABOUT GAMING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

SHE HAS ANXIETY AND FEELINGS AND SHE PUTS UP AN ACT TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY AND SHE TAKES CARE OF MITUNA AND LISTENS TO HIM AND ASKS HIM BEFORE SHE DOES ANYTHING AND EVERYONE ONLY SEES HER AS THE “HAHAHA IM SO RADICAL” GIRL BUT THERES A LOT MORE TO HER THEN THAT JUST FROM THE LITTLE TEXT SHE GOT AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via tavros-nitrams-short-shorts)